I didn’t run into anyone I know today.

Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.

(Source: most-awkward-moments)




(Source: singinglikethemockingjay)



When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

(Source: treacherousemilio)





my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

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(Source: tridant)




(Source: cornspiracy)



This is how I do homework

(Source: nerdbuscus)










last day of school
  • other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
  • me: adios bitchachos


80 years from now;
  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO